Saturday, June 09, 2007

Food Porn OR Food & Porn?

When I received a dinner invitation for Thursday night, I was sad that I had my weekly meeting and would have to probably miss it. However, as fate would have it, I was told that it would be okay if I showed up later. And that I did, picking up Jason and Teckiee from Mont Kiara, we arrived at the residence of the elusive baker, Fat Boy Bakes (FBB) for a taste of his home cooked food.

As FBB greeted us at the gate, we were led down a flight of stairs; with some stringed colour lights that lit the stairs dimly and to where the others had already gathered. Opening the door, the three of us were greeted warmly by Audrey, Allan & Nigel, Tummythoz & Phitoy, Joe The Stripper Craver, Boo_licious, Lyrical Lemongrass, Precious Pea and Jackson. FBB's wife was also present and both FBB and her were going in and out of the room; preparing food for us throughout the night. Jackson was kind to change his seat to the piano seat which we then both sat on together. That set the stage for the rest of them to pick on us for being lovey dovey "husband & wife"! Ha ha ha...As I looked around, I was in awe of the food laid out before me; complete with a printed menu :-
7th June 2007
In Honour of My Fellow Food Bloggers

To Start With

Homemade Pizza with
Pork Bacon, Basil, Mushroom and Crabmeat

Assorted Cheese Platter

To Fill The Stomach

Crispy Deli Roast Pork
Vermicelli Pasta with Roast Duck
Medley of Garden Vegetables with Quail Eggs
Chicken and Mushroom Pie

To Prepare Us For Board Games

Rum and Raisin Tart Served With Pure Cream
Flourless Chocolate Cakes with Molten Centres


The rest of the bloggers were nice enough to wait for us before they started with the rest of the food after they had their pizzas. It was also more so for the fact that they waited for us so that we could all take photos of the food before it was "attacked". Love you guys & gals! FBB had saved a pizza for the latecomers, but there weren't any crabmeat on it unlike Precious Pea's post. I'm not complaining, I was so grateful that I was there!
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The pesto based pizza crust was nice and being home made, it came with a generous topping. Let's just say, FBB can open a pizza restaurant with this recipe of his!
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The salad, was absolutely wonderful and me, being a quail egg fan found each bite so delectable. The dressing was a mixture of balsamic vinegar, olive oil and jam. Who would have known that this would be such a great combination!
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The vermicelli pasta with roast duck was absolutely delicious. Done with lovely garnishing with my fave olive oil and roast duck...Jackson and I had seconds (uhh...I think Jackson had a third actually. He he....)
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Here you have Jackson and his Big Pieces. We were served with smaller pieces earlier and when those were finished, FBB brought out a plate of these huge pieces of roast pork which got Jackson very excited at the sight of them!) The skin on these pieces were so crispy, it was almost an out of this world experience!
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The Chicken and Mushroom Pie was really yummylicious too. With a crust layer that was just right in thickness, the filling was nice and plentiful. What was good about it was that it wasn't starchy or too rich. We totally clean up this dish...leaving no stone unturned and definitely leaving no stray chicken pieces uneaten!

It was then at this time that things turn a turn for more pornish matters. LOL...Ganging up on dear Joe, the lot of us made him unbutton his shirt and bare his chest and nipple to us. Joe, wanting to displace UnkaLeong and his famous abs from cyberspace, did exactly what he was told willingly and found the whole night's experience PRICELESS.
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Censored
Joe was immediately surrounded and mostly everyone had a field day with their camera. FBB shoved his camera right into Joe's shirt but could not locate anything perky! ROFL! Precious Pea helped me take this pic...as...uh...uh...she was standing at a better angle :o) Joe's got such a smooth chest! It's almost like baby smooth! Well, I believe he was the youngest one there that night (apart from FBB's children!). Sorry, I decided to "touch up" the pic. For those who would like to have a look at the pic before touch up, kindly email me! ;O)
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We then turn our attention to Jason aka Luscious Lip Jason (coined by Precious Pea) and made him keep still for us to take a photo of his lips. Ha ha...Us ladies are just having so much fun with the guys!

Eventually, we got back to the food that was still in store for us. Next on the menu were desserts and I had bought Big Apple Donuts to the house as some floggers have not tasted them yet.
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Then, FBB brought out his killer food for the night....
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The Flourless Chocolate Cake with a molten centre hypnotised me. Eaten warm and with a dollop of fresh cream (based on FBB's recommendation)...I was at the command of this cupcake that was calling out my name. Seriously, it's molten centre of soft flowing chocolate was just so enticing!
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The Rum and Raisins Tart was really good too. Each raisin was potent as it has been thoroughly soaked into rum. A must eat dessert for an alcoholic! Ha ha....
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Running a bit late and having not enough time for games, we were provided with some after dinner entertainment by Allan & Nigel with a beautiful rendition of "I Know Him So Well", accompanied by talented FBB's wife on the piano.

After that, I was called to perform. Being one with stage fright, I struggled to start and luckily by the time I was just about to, about half of them said their goodbyes and left. Left with a smaller audience, I sang "Through The Eyes Of Love (theme song from Ice Castles). Jackson said I have a heavenly voice...haha....

Well , all good things must come to an end...I left FBB's residence a very happy and full person. All the food was absolutely tasty and I've never eaten so much in a while now. As a matter of fact, I was so full that I was not hungry on Friday; skipping breakfast and lunch! Thanks again, FBB and to your wife for being such great host and hostess. To my fellow bloggers that were there that night, I had a wonderful time and told myself how blessed I am to be in the company of such great company. Looking forward to our next gathering.....


Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. ~ Author Unknown





35 comments:

Lee Ping said...

I have to come back and read some more. I have avoided using Food Pxxx on my blog because it may attract a group of different readers. I must say, you have done it with good taste.

I will be back later... (I have to leave the house to buy fresh whipping cream. I'm baking BFC for my daughter's 9th birthday)

Lee Ping said...

Ok, I am back. Just a quick note before I leave for church. We have B.S. tonight. I blog hopped to Precious Pea and saw white stuff on the pizza. I guess that was the crab meat that was not there because you arrived late.

ma said...

Dun think V have heard of this fine dining happy place ...until now . He is really raising the bar !

teckiee said...

hahahaha I just cant imagine what will happen next. too much good food can make foodies into porn stars

fatboybakes said...

oops, actually i completely forgot about the crab meat for yours. didnt run out lar, still got wor.

wmw said...

Lee Ping : I just did a check, my blog post doesn't come out when the word "porn" is typed. Haha...as a matter of fact there is a group on Flickr called Food Porn where food pictures are posted...check it out!
http://www.flickr.com/groups/52240578442@N01/

As for the crab meat, read fbb's comments above!

ma: Yes, we enjoyed ourselves tremendously. Raising the bar for other flogger's home cooked meals?

teckiee : Eh, no matter how much good food, I would like to stay behind the scenes...and not turn into a pstar! LOL

fbb : Mmm...guess you'll just have to make another one with crabmeat for us next time ;o)

Precious Pea said...

Wahh..food and porn do gels really well. Hahaha! Who shall we target next?

UnkaLeong said...

Hahah...Sounds like you all had a blast lah. Maybe i should have flown back for it :P

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

oh dear me..my photo is being distributed via email without my consent?? hahahah..yes..i reckon that nite was special..it was definitely food + porn = priceless!..

white stuff eh?.. that would have sounded so wrong that nite!

Dr ve Thru said...

Sounds like an absolutely fun night. Wish I could be a fly on the wall to see what was actually said about Jackson and you.

The spread looks fantastic. Compliments to the chef!

Firehorse said...

Food and Porn, I am offically jeles of you now.

wmw said...

Precious Pea : Not targeting anyone cos don't want to be targeted! Hee hee

unka : Well, 3 more months and you'll be back. And by then, after being "harassed" by us, you'll probably wish you were back in Bangkok. LOL...

joe : Here's to your new fame and fortune. ;O)

dr ve thru : Hi there again! Yup, the food was super yummy....and we were super full that night too.

firehorse : No need to be jeles...Throw your own party! :o)

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

yes yes.. i m awaiting for model agencies to call me rite now..hahaha

Rasa Malaysia said...

Wow, sounds like 5-star restaurant food, you guys are so lucky!

Jackson said...

Hehe... the X-rated food bloggers gathering ( 3 kap) LOL!! I still can remember the choc cake in my mouth nw...

FoodieLianne said...

wow, FBB can cook so well, just by looking at the pic makes me salivate :-)

Big Boys Oven said...

hey wmw, when will you do dinner and invite us?

Lyrical Lemongrass said...

Great post. I guess I won't need to blog about it then. Who's next? :-) (to throw party, I mean?)

Paprika said...

Woohoooo! What a night! Great food and semi nudity! You lucky cows!!! :-)

wmw said...

joe : Can I be your manager??? Remember, I asked first! Hee hee..

RM : Yes, FBB's cooking is fantabulous!

jackson : No lah, not X rated, R rated maybe! Ha ha ha...

lianne : Yah, the food was so good and I ate so much till it lasted me till next day's dinner!

big boys oven : Me do dinner? LOL...How about me tah pauing? Will that do? You can bring your cakes! ;O)

lyrical lemongrass : You were quiet that night! Hope it wasn't cos of too much work.

paprika : We are giving a whole new meaning to the term "floggers". LOL...

boo_licious said...

Hee hee, definitely a bit of porn involved in all that food. Guess no one will forget Joe now with his nipple display. Sorry we didn't get to hear yr heavenly rendition as we had to leave early. Maybe next time?

babe_kl said...

arrghhh and i had to missed out on the nipple and of course all the delish food!

MeiyeN said...

aiseh.... another post @ ffb's place!!!!!! am really sad...

babe, me too! :( sobzzz..

Big Boys Oven said...

wmw: Boleh jugak!Bila?

Tummythoz said...

Lol on d sentence '..shoved camera into shirt but can't find anything perky!' Crash. Ooops, fall off chair.

wmw said...

boo : Ha ha....wonder how many hits Joe's blog have by now since our posts. Ha ha ha...I think maybe Jackson's the only one who finds my voice heavenly. ha ha ha...

babe & meiyen : Next time, you know which to give priority to! ha ha ...

big boys oven : Eh...let me clean up my home first....neverending spring cleaning.

tummythoz : You ok or not? Hope you didn't hurt yourself falling down like that! LOL...

Hengster said...

Looks good and yummy! Accompanied by singing somemore.. and ahem.. Nipples! but from a guy, I think I'll pass!

jason said...

Luckily I was not late to arrive at Mont Kiara that night :P Arhhh.... my pic, looks like pointed bird's beak!

KampungboyCitygal said...

whoa..so much fun and erm so much porns..hahaha..wish i was there to catch a glimpse of the classical nipple of joe and sexy lips of jason..haha

msiagirl said...

Waah! all these hi jinks in my old friend's house (FBB's wife) - how come foodbloggers know everybodeee?

sc said...

the food looks great and sounds like you guys had a blast! *green with envy*

wmw said...

hengster : It's time we delivered some goodies for women...Ha ha...

jason : Nolah...Ok, the next time we gather, let's take another photo! ;O)

kampungboycitygal : Welcome back! You can imagine the madness that night! LOL

msiagirl : You know FBB's wife? Such a small world but on the other hand FBB is linked to almost everybody in some way or other! Us floggers are friendly people, that's why we know everybody (almost!) :o)

sc : Didn't know we'll turn out to be such a fun bunch. Ha ha ha...

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

wah now my nipples are considered classical and not hip hot ar??.. haha that day friday..was a record of 173 unique visitors..followed by a monday of 179 unique visitors..breaking records!..i need more advertising like tat..

can be my mgr..10% agent fees ok? just wait for someone to call us 1st..

wmw said...

joe : 10%? At least 40% lah!

lyn said...

Wah! from food blogging to bod blogging....gurl, you are going places! Somemore can qualify to be manager and earn money! Think joe is your second client, right?

Ok, I leave comment already so don't merajuk!