A short but funny break from food posts. This "
Engrish" humour came from an email that was forwarded to me. I am not a perfectionist, I understand not everyone speaks the language fluently. I get laughed at trying to speak
Hokkien when most things I say end up being on the lewd side without me intending it to be! We all must learn to laugh at ourselves, Ha ha ha...This is for entertainment purposes (especially for the Malaysians!).
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Dear Ah Lian
Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me,
I am quiet find.
You say in your letter your
taukeh soh want you to chain your look?
Somemore you must wear kick
kok soo, hope you can wok properly.
You know, Ah
Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he
take I,
Muthu & few of his friend to May
Nonut to eat
barger. After that he
take we all go to
kalah ok.
Muthu! sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.
Next week, my father mother going to
sellerbread 20 years
annie wear sari.
My father mother going to give a fist to all the
kampong people. So you
must come with your hole family.
I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me.
Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon. And when
you got time, please few
free to call me. Goo bye.....
Worm regard,
Ah
Beng************
Lyn and I got talking and we thought of some things that we can't stand about Malaysian men; not sure whether it's the same for men elsewhere. Sorry, guys....feel free to have your say in my comment box if you want to counter attack. We were just trying to list out five of them. You women may add yours in the list if you want to. To be fair, we acknowledge not all Malaysian men are like this but sadly, most are! Ha ha ha...
1) Men who make those awful and draggy sound from the throat just before they spit out their phlegm onto the ground in a public area!
2) Men who keep their little
pinkie fingernail long which is use for many purposes (to clear food stuck in their teeth, to dig their ears, see also No. 4)
3) Men who scratch their balls in public
4) Men who dig their nose in public; showing us they enjoy it (for goodness sake, it's like they are stirring
dodol or something!) and proceed to make little balls out of their booger.
Eewwww.....
We got stuck at 4 and another friend came out with the fifth one.
5) Men wearing sandals/slippers, who would seat and cross their leg or put a leg up on the chair. That's not the crime, but what is, is that they would proceed to start rubbing their toes and in between...and yes, then make little balls out of the dirt.
What's with men and balls? That's three out of five.
LOL!
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. ~ Jerry Seinfeld