Sunday, July 01, 2007

Weekend Humour Interlude

Got this from Mrs Pitt and decided to post some weekend humour. I had a great laugh and hope you folks will find this funny too. Any other things you want to add to the list? Have a great Sunday and a not so blue Monday!

MALE OR FEMALE?
You may not know this but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples....

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.


Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~ Henry Kissinger



13 comments:

Lee Ping said...

Dear WMW,

This is not my first time reading this. I still had fun reading it again. I like the photos that go along each humor.

My favorite is EGG TIMERS:

"Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom."

Having 3 children doesn't help either. I often joked that I should sleep with my feet higher than my head so that the weight can move back where it should be.

Dr ve Thru said...

Hahaha, how true. This is an usual post from you seeing that you normally blog about food, places with food, friends with food.

I enjoy this post as much as I do with all your food posts. Would it be possible to forward me the email please?

Lyrical Lemongrass said...

LOL, I think I'm an egg timer.

Paprika said...

Hahahaha! Have a great week ahead!

tigerfish said...

But an egg timer cab be "inverted"...how I wish I can invert my weight when and where I want to...

MeltingWok said...

I'd have thought hammer=female, use to pound those thick headed skull ...hehe :)

Sweet said...

Thanks for the laughs. But PLEASE....bring back the food!!

jason said...

Hahaha.. thanks for sharing, kah jie!

wmw said...

Lee Ping : Mmmm....gonna try sleeping with my feet on top of 5 pillows to see if that works! Ha ha ha...

dr ve thru : You do mean unusual? Well, I have posted on humour before. Emailed to you already.

lyrical lemongrass : I think we can be several items either at different times or all at once! LOL...Women!

Paprika : Great to have a good laugh to start the week off :D

wmw said...

tigerfish : Then an egg timer we shall be! :p

melting wok : Ha ha ... So the hammer is a gender bender!

sweet : Hi there! Glad you had some time off to drop by ;o)

jason : As long as you had a good laugh...

Precious Pea said...

LOL! I also tot female is the hanger and guy the nails.

Egg timer...so true. I like the webpage the best!

team BSG said...

team bsg is all MAN. now u see now u don't

Judy said...

Yes, yes, unusual. Well spotted!